so she memorized all the State Capitals

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There was a Blonde that wanted to prove to people she was not stupid so she memorized all the State Capitals. One night she went to a party and saw a cute guy and wanted to impress him. She went over to him and said, "I know all the State Capitals." then he said, "OK then, whats the Capital of Wyoming?" she said, "W"
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"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your
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"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"